Here it is Friday again already. Would someone please (insert copiuos amounts of whining here) slow down time?? The days are whizzing by so fast. But - how can I be sad about that when I hear stuff like this:
Hound dog mauls Elvis's teddy bear
LONDON (Reuters) - Barney the guard dog went berserk at a teddy bear exhibition in England and ripped the stuffing out of Elvis Presley's beloved bear Mabel, exhibitors said on Thursday.
Wookey Hole Caves, a popular holiday destination in Somerset, southern England, was drawing children with its display of 1,000 precious teddy bears, including Mabel, beloved bear of the King of Rock and Roll. But, said General Manager Daniel Medley, it all went horribly wrong.
The collection was so valuable that the insurance company insisted the exhibitors guard it with dogs. Barney, a sleek and handsome Dobermann, was dutifully dispatched.
"The security guard was doing his normal patrols at the site. He let the dog in, and the dog went on a rampage," Medley told Reuters. "He started with Mabel, took a very large chunk out of Mabel almost severing her head, and then went mad. It took about 20 minutes to bring him out." Dozens of other bears were shredded too.
Mabel is the property of Sir Benjamin Slade, a local aristocrat, who says he paid 40,000 pounds ($75,000) at auction for the bear. Sir Benjamin is "hopping mad," confessed Medley.
As for Barney, "he's going to be retired to a farm where he can chase chickens," Medley said. "We've told the security company we don't want anything nasty to happen to Barney, but we don't want him back."
All I know is that this story (although sad for the owners of the bears) had me roaring with laughter. I can just picture that dog going ape-shit and ripping those bears apart. Maybe Barney didn't like all those beady little eyes staring at him?
Even more horrifying to me was the realization that this picture of chaos and destruction resembles Hannah's bedroom everyday.