

The food was excellent... typical buffet but everything was delicious and hot. There was an open bar (Lord help us) that operated off tips only and I can assure that these Shriners know how to mix a drink. I ordered a White Russian and it had some kick to it. The 50/50 guys came around with their rolls of tickets and after a few drinks, the money was flying every which way as everyone scrambled to get tickets for the raffle and door prizes.
After dinner, the awards started and thank God, they went pretty quickly. Then came the prizes! I've got about 1, 692 tickets that I'm trying to keep track of when they call the number. I kept getting confused but it probably had more to do with the 724 drinks, mixed by heavy-handed Shriners, that I had. I lost track of what prize they were on and suddenly I heard a number that seemed close to mine! Holy shit it WAS my number! "I hope I won the day at the spa! or the paintings!" I think to myself. No such luck. I won a Baby Gorilla Treestand. WTF? oh vay - what a night this is going to be! The next prize I won was a gallon of Evinrude oil.... can it fucking get ANY better than this? Oh yes it did! I won a 7lb boneless pork loin (which I donated to the Soup Kitchen). Now, I ask you , my readers.... was this a rockin' Saturday night or what? Treestands! Motor Oil! Pork Loin! Only in Maine! How come if the door prize is furniture, jewelry or cash I can't win anything if my life depended on it. But put some redneck prizes out there and I am golden?
9 comments:
ROTFLMAO!
(Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
I bet you were the girl every guy wanted to go home with, nice prizes!
Well I guess I can get beyond the NO Say-It Sunday post this week!
Sounds like a great time and I just want to say at least you won. I NEVER EVER wim ANYTHING at those stupid drawings!!!
I won a pack basker once...WTF...I don't even know what it's FOR!!!!!
OMG! Tree stands, motor oil and porkloin. I am dyign here. sounds like some sort of hunting camp recipe! I love it.
Well, we got the boobies, so we bet the boobie prizes. :snort:
Looks ilke it was a GREAT time!
This sounds like a fun evening with bad prizes. I would not win tyhe good prizes either.
I'm not sure which is sadder, that you won a tree stand or that I know exactly what that stand looks like without clicking the link.
Well at least the shrine was pretty :)
I looked at the picture of the tree stand and I thought "How sweet, they make little ledges for the squirrels to come get food."
Um. No.
We hunt in Colorado, but you won't get me up to 12,000 feet shooting at a deer. LOL
Jules
Now, Sheri... a good pork loin, marinated and grilled, is simply TO DIE FOR! What's wrong with you, girlie! maybe that's a Southern thing
LOL about the others though... Yee-haw, I got me some 10W 30 for my outboard! Hot damn!
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