I'm sorry. I don't know why I think this is funny. However, I did read Mike Todd today and he cracks me up to no end. If you haven't had a chance to check him out..... do so. You won't be dissapointed.
In the meantime, watch this. If you're boaters, like we are..... you'll probably think "Hey! I sometimes resemble this video!" ***
*** Even though some of these look extremely painful, no one was seriously injured in these videos.